star wars quotes yoda
We load up on oat bran in the morning so we'll live forever. Then we spend the rest of the day living like there's no tomorrow. ~Lee Iacocca
Never saw off the branch you are on, unless you are being hanged from it. ~Stanislaw Lec
Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't. ~William Shakespeare, Hamlet
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. ~Thomas A. Edison
John Hancock: "And we will call that country the United States of America."
People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December. ~Ogden Nash
It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it. ~Claudette Colbert, quoted in Kindling the Spirit by Lois P. Frankel
Our only security is our ability to change. ~John Lilly
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. ~George Bernard Shaw
But that won't give me a free hand to hold the beer. ~Billy Carter, while being taught a two-handed backhand shot
Another novelty is the tea-party, an extraordinary meal in that, being offered to persons that have already dined well, it supposes neither appetite nor thirst, and has no object but distraction, no basis but delicate enjoyment. ~Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin, The Physiology of Taste
It is the first purpose of hope to make hopelessness bearable. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Database: the information you lose when your memory crashes. ~Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top
Angels sail back to God on the sea of joy. ~Terri Guillemets
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming. ~The Simpsons by Matt Groening, spoken by the character Homer Simpson
An artist's career always begins tomorrow. ~James McNeill Whistler
Instead of complaining that the rosebush is full of thorns, be happy that the thorn bush has roses. ~Proverb
Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise. ~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? ~Author Unknown
Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and gets nowhere. The moment is the only thing that counts. ~Jean Cocteau, Professional Secrets, 1922