funny quotes from hangover

I have a warm feeling after playing with my grandchildren. It's the liniment working. ~Author Unknown



I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. ~Edgar Allan Poe



In June as many as a dozen species may burst their buds on a single day. No man can heed all of these anniversaries; no man can ignore all of them. ~Aldo Leopold



I don't want people who want to dance, I want people who have to dance. ~George Balanchine



It must be hard to be a model, because you'd want to be like the photograph of you, and you can't ever look that way. ~Andy Warhol



Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed. ~Charles Schulz



We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about "and." ~Arthur Stanley Eddington



Chlorine is my perfume. ~Author Unknown



Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday. ~Author Unknown



When the head aches, all the body is the worse. ~English Proverb



God: The most popular scapegoat for our sins. ~Mark Twain



I, who have no sisters or brothers, look with some degree of innocent envy on those who may be said to be born to friends. ~James Boswell



Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools. ~William Congreve



There are three religious truths: 1) Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 2) Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith. 3) Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters. ~Author Unknown



Joel Siegel: "Yes.... Gilda Radner... said this in her book. What cancer does is, it forces you to focus, to prioritize, and you learn what's important. I mean, I don't sweat the small stuff. I used to get angry at cab drivers. It's not worth it.... And when somebody says you have cancer, you realize it's all small stuff. And what Gilda said is, if it weren't for the downside, everyone would want to have it. But there is a downside."



The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? - it is the same the angels breathe. ~Mark Twain, "Roughing It"



Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents. ~William Osler



The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~Will Rogers



Art is like a border of flowers along the course of civilization. ~Lincoln Steffens



Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might. ~Ecclesiastes 9:10