funny quotes about friendship

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. ~James Bramston, Man of Taste



The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. ~Cher



No man likes to have his intelligence or good faith questioned, especially if he has doubts about it himself. ~Henry Adams



There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. ~Mahatma Gandhi



Only on paper has humanity yet achieved glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, virtue, and abiding love. ~George Bernard Shaw



We acquire friends and we make enemies, but our sisters come with the territory. ~Evelyn Loeb



I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book. ~Groucho Marx



Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray. ~Author Unknown



I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. ~Joe Walsh



Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Journals, 1843



The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page. ~St. Augustine



For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice - no paper currency, no promises to pay, but the gold of real service. ~John Burroughs



One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., "Letter from Birmingham Jail," Why We Can't Wait, 1963



Dig the well before you are thirsty. ~Chinese Proverb



Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates. ~A. Lawrence Lowell



Money doesn't talk, it swears. ~Bob Dylan



Looking back, you realize that a very special person passed briefly through your life, and that person was you. It is not too late to become that person again. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous. ~Desmond Bagley



God has entrusted me with myself. ~Epictetus



Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. ~Martin Farquhar Tupper, "Of Discretion," Proverbial Philosophy