funny quotes on life

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever. ~Author Unknown



Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. ~Francis Bacon, Novum Organum, 1620



Traditional nationalism cannot survive the fissioning of the atom. One world or none. ~Stuart Chase



When you have done your best for a flower, and it fails, you have some reason to be aggrieved. ~Frank Swinnerton



To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow. ~William Faulkner, Essays, Speeches and Public Letters



A nation may lose its liberties in a day and not miss them in a century. ~Baron de Montesquieu



A horse is poetry in motion. ~Author Unknown



Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. ~Oscar Wilde



Small children are convinced that ponies deserve to see the inside of the house. ~Maya Patel



A true scrapbook addict is one who stages photographs to match paper she likes. ~Author Unknown



Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. ~Henry David Thoreau, Walden



I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me! ~Author Unknown



What is true by lamplight is not always true by sunlight. ~Joseph Joubert



A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. ~Harold Coffin



Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. ~Gertrude Stein



Talk about dance? Dance is not something to talk about. Dance is to dance. ~Peter Saint James



For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. ~Clifton Fadiman



Life is one long process of getting tired. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks



People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. ~Dave Barry



Sex is the great amateur art. The professional, male or female, is frowned on: he or she misses the point, and spoils the show. ~David Cort