quotes on jerks

Silence is medication for sorrow. ~Arab Proverb



If Obama sees his shadow tomorrow, do we get six more years of Bush? ~Dave Beard



And above all things have fervent charity among yourselves, for charity shall cover the multitude of sins. ~I Peter 4:8 And Allah took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it, and created the horse.... Thou shall fly without wings, and conquer without any sword. Oh, horse. ~Bedouin Legend



Drawing is putting a line round an idea. ~Henri Matisse



The trip across Arizona is just one oasis after another. You can just throw anything out and it will grow there, I like Arizona. ~Will Rogers



Just when I think I have learned the way to live, life changes. ~Hugh Prather



"Tell me what you read and I'll tell you who you are" is true enough, but I'd know you better if you told me what you reread. ~Francois Mauriac



My God! How little do my countrymen know what precious blessings they are in possession of, and which no other people on earth enjoy! ~Thomas Jefferson



It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. ~Roseanne Barr



As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



A good traveler has no fixed plans, and is not intent on arriving. ~Lao Tzu



Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911



Necessity is not an established fact, but an interpretation. ~Friederich Nietzsche



I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. ~Benny Hill



It isn't our position but our disposition which makes us happy. ~Author Unknown



And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. ~Dr Seuss



History is who we are and why we are the way we are. ~David McCullough



Art is your emotions flowing in a river of imagination. ~Devin, Los Cerros Middle School, 1999



You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do. ~Anne Lamott



Peace be to you, fear not. ~Genesis 43:23