quotes for statuses

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. ~Bertrand Russell, Look, 1954



A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do. ~Lois Wyse



The love of property and consciousness of right and wrong have conflicting places in our organization, which often makes a man's course seem crooked, his conduct a riddle. ~Abraham Lincoln



Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes



There are no facts, only interpretations. ~Friedrich Nietzsche



People don't change. Only their costumes do. ~Gene Moore



Diseases can be our spiritual flat tires - disruptions in our lives that seem to be disasters at the time but end by redirecting our lives in a meaningful way. ~Bernie S. Siegel



The basic Female body comes with the following accessories: garter belt, panti-girdle, crinoline, camisole, bustle, brassiere, stomacher, chemise, virgin zone, spike heels, nose ring, veil, kid gloves, fishnet stockings, fichu, bandeau, Merry Widow, weepers, chokers, barrettes, bangles, beads, lorgnette, feather boa, basic black, compact, Lycra stretch one-piece with modesty panel, designer peignoir, flannel nightie, lace teddy, bed, head. ~Margaret Atwood



Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God. I could be eating a slow learner. ~Lynda Montgomery



Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. ~Anne Morrow Lindbergh



Bigger snacks mean bigger slacks. ~Author Unknown



One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without making a mistake. ~Anton Pavlovich Chekhov



If male homosexuals are called "gay," then female homosexuals should be called "ecstatic." ~Shelly Roberts



Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors? ~Author Unknown



Half the fun of the travel is the esthetic of lostness. ~Ray Bradbury



Skipping: a joyful impulse, stunted at puberty. ~M. Robin D'Antan



There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. ~Mark Twain



When a man forgets his ideals he may hope for happiness, but not till then. ~John Oliver Hobbes



Reason and faith are both banks of the same river. ~Domenico Cieri Estrada



Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success. ~Jim Backus