heartbroken quotes for boys

Johnny: "Well, basically, there was this little dot, right? And the dot went bang and the bang expanded. Energy formed into matter, matter cooled, matter lived, the amoeba to fish, to fish to fowl, to fowl to frog, to frog to mammal, the mammal to monkey, to monkey to man, amo amas amat, quid pro quo, memento mori, ad infinitum, sprinkle on a little bit of grated cheese and leave under the grill till Doomsday."



Dreams are only thoughts you didn't have time to think about during the day. ~Author Unknown



It puzzles me how they know what corners are good for filling stations. Just how did they know gas and oil was under there? ~Dizzy Dean



Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. ~Doug Larson



Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee. ~Author Unknown



There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. ~George Santayana, "War Shrines," Soliloquies in England and Later Soliloquies, 1922



Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for a kindness. ~Seneca



And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing. ~Scott Adams



Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece. ~The Simpsons by Matt Groening, spoken by the character Lisa Simpson



When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. ~Norm Crosby



There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader. ~Charlie Brown



The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. ~Oscar Levant The only disability in life is a bad attitude. ~Scott Hamilton



You can crush a man with journalism. ~William Randolph Hearst



If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf. ~Percey Boomer



Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: Their measurements are being taken and compared. ~Erica Jong



Eliminate physical clutter. More importantly, eliminate spiritual clutter. ~Terri Guillemets



Sewing: A creative mess is better than tidy idleness. ~Author Unknown



I miss thee, my Mother! Thy image is still



Many estates are spent in the getting, since women for tea forsake spinning and knitting, and men for punch forsake hewing and splitting. ~Benjamin Franklin



The fear of being laughed at makes cowards of us all. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960