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Thursday, April 28, 2011

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You don't have to be anti-man to be pro-woman. ~Jane Galvin Lewis



Ask the experimenters why they experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are like us." Ask the experimenters why it is morally okay to experiment on animals, and the answer is: "Because the animals are not like us." Animal experimentation rests on a logical contradiction. ~Charles R. Magel



I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man: He fornicated and read the papers. ~Albert Camus



Statistics can be made to prove anything - even the truth. ~Author Unknown



There is no Negro problem. The problem is whether the American people have loyalty enough, honor enough, patriotism enough, to live up to their own constitution. ~Frederick Douglass



The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. ~G.K. Chesterton



If you knew that hope and despair were paths to the same destination, which would you choose? ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The world of empirical morality consists for the most part of nothing but ill will and envy. ~Goethe



The domestic cat seems to have greater confidence in itself than in anyone else. ~Lawrence N. Johnson



Nothing is more memorable than a smell. One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting, yet conjure up a childhood summer beside a lake in the mountains; another, a moonlit beach; a third, a family dinner of pot roast and sweet potatoes during a myrtle-mad August in a Midwestern town. Smells detonate softly in our memory like poignant land mines hidden under the weedy mass of years. Hit a tripwire of smell and memories explode all at once. A complex vision leaps out of the undergrowth. ~Diane Ackerman, A Natural History of the Senses



The best fertilizer is the gardener's shadow. ~Author Unknown



I pledge allegiance to my Flag and the Republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all. ~Francis Bellamy, The Youth's Companion, 8 September 1892



In America, with all its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we do not know yet whether the sun is rising or setting for our country. ~Dick Gregory, 1964



Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything. ~Charles Kuralt, On the Road With Charles Kuralt



If you cut a thing up, of course it will smell. Hence, nothing raises such an infernal stink at last, as human psychology. ~D.H. Lawrence



We see then how far the monuments of wit and learning are more durable than the monuments of power, or of the hands. For have not the verses of Homer continued twenty-five hundred years or more, without the loss of a syllable or letter; during which time infinite palaces, temples, castles, cities have been decayed and demolished? ~Francis Bacon



If you are physically sick, you can elicit the interest of a battery of physicians; but if you are mentally sick, you are lucky if the janitor comes around. ~Martin H. Fischer



It is possible at any age to discover a lifelong desire you never knew you had. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right. ~Arthur Schopenhauer



If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. ~M.H. Alderson