nasty quotes and sayings

Quotes are nothing but inspiration for the uninspired. ~Richard Kemph



Marriage is for women the commonest mode of livelihood, and the total amount of undesired sex endured by women is probably greater in marriage than in prostitution. ~Bertrand Russell, Marriage and Morals



May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect. Deliver me, Tyler, from being perfect and complete. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 5



Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. ~Evan Esar



Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911



Researchers at Harvard say that taking a power nap for an hour in the afternoon can totally refresh you. They say that by the time you wake up you'll feel so good, you'll be able to start looking for a new job. ~Jay Leno



Looking back on a happy life, one realizes that one was not happy all the time. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Physiological response to thinking and to pain is the same; and man is not given to hurting himself. ~Martin H. Fischer



We only part to meet again. ~John Gay



Man simply cannot live as the time-animal and the art-animal that he is, without history. ~Carlton J.H. Hayes



Not being able to govern events, I govern myself. ~Michel de Montaigne



What luck for rulers, that men do not think. ~Adolph Hitler



An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. ~George Eliot, Felix Holt, Chapter 5 (Thanks Julie!)



He that uses many words for the explaining any subject doth, like the cuttlefish, hide himself for the most part in his own ink. ~John Ray



The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. ~Charles Caleb Colton



You learn something every day if you pay attention. ~Ray LeBlond



An old belief is like an old shoe. We so value its comfort that we fail to notice the hole in it. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~Source Unknown



Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts. ~Charles Dickens, Great Expectations, 1860



Good lawyers know the law; great lawyers know the judge. ~Author Unknown