short love poems to a girl

Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed. ~Billie Jean King



And if a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand. ~Mark 3:25



Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. ~Alex Levine



When our mortal eyes close on this world for the last time, our angels open our spiritual eyes and escort us personally before the face of God. ~Quoted in The Angels' Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994



Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat. ~Author Unknown



Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels. ~Faith Whittlesey



Perhaps beneath the scoundrel that I am, there lies a misled poet? Perhaps a mystifier who enjoys mystifying himself? ~"The Mission," Chapter 2



A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. ~Author Unknown



There are many in this old world of ours who hold that things break about even for all of us. I have observed for example that we all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summertime and the poor get it in the winter. ~Bat Masterson



True silence is the rest of the mind; it is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment. ~William Penn



America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. ~Abraham Lincoln



The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man. ~Robertson Davies



The wise still seek Him. ~Author Unknown



Paradoxical as it sounds, many intellectuals prefer life in the mud to life in clear water. ~Martin H. Fischer



What is one to say about June, the time of perfect young summer, the fulfillment of the promise of the earlier months, and with as yet no sign to remind one that its fresh young beauty will ever fade. ~Gertrude Jekyll



Great tranquility of heart is his who cares for neither praise nor blame. ~Thomas a Kempis



Death and dice level all distinction. ~Samuel Foote, The Minor



Without cultural sanction, most or all our religious beliefs and rituals would fall into the domain of mental disturbance. ~John F. Schumaker, Corruption of Reality, Unified Theory of Religion, Hypnosis and Psychotherapy



There is something in sickness that breaks down the pride of manhood. ~Charles Dickens



The creative person is both more primitive and more cultivated, more destructive, a lot madder and a lot saner, than the average person. ~Frank Barron, Think, November-December 1962