quotes about your ex boyfriend

A newspaper, as I'm sure you know, is a collection of supposedly true stories written down by writers who either saw them happen or talked to people who did. These writers are called journalists, and like telephone operators, butchers, ballerinas, and people who clean up after horses, journalists can sometimes make mistakes. ~Lemony Snicket



Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. ~Maori Proverb



Traditional nationalism cannot survive the fissioning of the atom. One world or none. ~Stuart Chase



The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. ~Brendan Behan



Professor Johnston often said that if you didn't know history, you didn't know anything. You were a leaf that didn't know it was part of a tree. ~Michael Crichton, Timeline



It's terrifying to see someone inside of whom a vital spring seems to have been broken. It's particularly terrifying to see him in your mirror. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Every possession and every happiness is but lent by chance for an uncertain time, and may therefore be demanded back the next hour. ~Arthur Schopenhauer



There is no personal charm so great as the charm of a cheerful temperament. ~Henry Van Dyke



Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in deeds. ~Theodore Roosevelt



Pure mathematics is the world's best game. It is more absorbing than chess, more of a gamble than poker, and lasts longer than Monopoly. It's free. It can be played anywhere - Archimedes did it in a bathtub. ~Richard J. Trudeau, Dots and Lines



Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, it's the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. ~Florence King



Many are saved from sin by being so inept at it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



Murphy was an optimist. ~O'Toole's Commentary



Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. ~Scott Adams



How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to be someone. ~Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel



Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. ~John Brown



I hate a woman who offers herself because she ought to do so, and, cold and dry, thinks of her sewing when she's making love. ~Ovid



The neurotic circles ceaselessly above a fogged-in airport. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



There is not such a cradle of democracy upon the earth as the Free Public Library, this republic of letters, where neither rank, office, nor wealth receives the slightest consideration. ~Andrew Carnegie



He stands out among the beacon lights of history as a man of vision dominated by a definite purpose. ~John George Jones