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Christian fundamentalism: the doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life. ~Andrew Lias
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
The last Christian died on the cross. ~Friedrich Nietzsche
Grandmothers are just antique little girls. ~Author Unknown
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~Carl Zwanzig
But another thing I know is this - we can't steer ourselves out of this crisis by heading in the same, disastrous direction. We can't change direction with a new driver who wants to follow the same old map. And that's what this election is all about. ~Barack Obama, 2008 Sep 18, Espanola, New Mexico
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. ~Ernest Hemingway
It takes a long time to become young. ~Pablo Picasso
Let us permit nature to have her way. She understands her business better than we do. ~Michel de Montaigne
May the devil chase you every day of your life and never catch you. ~Irish Toast
Pleasure is the flower that passes; remembrance, the lasting perfume. ~Jean de Boufflers
For every kind of beasts, and of birds, and of serpents, and of things in the sea, is tamed, and hath been tamed of mankind: But the tongue can no man tame; it is an unruly evil, full of deadly poison. ~James 3:7-8
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. ~Harold Coffin
Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good. ~Author Unknown
Knitting is a boon for those of us who are easily bored. I take my knitting everywhere to take the edge off of moments that would otherwise drive me stark raving mad. ~Stephanie Pearl-McPhee, At Knit's End: Meditations for Women Who Knit Too Much
Remove far from me vanity and lies: give me neither poverty nor riches; feed me with food convenient for me. ~Proverbs 30:8
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs. ~Mme. de Stael
Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, they're killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? "Sweetheart, let's make up. Have this deceased squirrel." ~The Washington Post
A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant. ~Author Unknown
Men would live exceedingly quiet if these two words, mine and thine were taken away. ~Anaxagoras
Impiety, n.: Your irreverence toward my deity. ~Ambrose Bierce
I would never read a book if it were possible for me to talk half an hour with the man who wrote it. ~Woodrow Wilson
The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite! ~Walter Winchell
If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event... what kind of film would you use? ~Author Unknown