How can I control my life when I can't control my hair? ~Author Unknown
Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. ~Cher
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. ~Bertrand Russell
Promise, large promise, is the soul of an advertisement. ~Samuel Johnson
You purchase pain with all that joy can give, and die of nothing but a rage to live. ~Alexander Pope
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. ~Oscar Wilde
Do not call any work menial until you have watched a proud person do it. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. ~Robin Williams, 1986
Our ordinary mind always tries to persuade us that we are nothing but acorns and that our greatest happiness will be to become bigger, fatter, shinier acorns; but that is of interest only to pigs. Our faith gives us knowledge of something better: that we can become oak trees. ~E.F. Schumacher
Not fact-finding, but attainment to philosophy is the aim of science. ~Martin H. Fischer
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. ~E.W. Howe
There is no personal charm so great as the charm of a cheerful temperament. ~Henry Van Dyke
We kill because we are afraid of our own shadow, afraid that if we used a little common sense we'd have to admit that our glorious principles were wrong. ~Henry Miller, The Wisdom of the Heart, 1941
A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. ~George Santayana
Save a tree. Eat a beaver. ~Author Unknown
The drive toward complex technical achievement offers a clue to why the U.S. is good at space gadgetry and bad at slum problems. ~John Kenneth Galbraith
And I irritably reflected that you can't take a step from the equator to the poles without running into that suspicious face, those rapacious eyes, those clawlike hands and that vile mouth, which goes breathing the frightful verses of the Bible, in an odor of stale gin, over the charming divinities and adorable myths of naive religions. ~"The Garden," Chapter 5
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be. ~Douglas Adams
As a people, we have become obsessed with Health. There is something fundamentally, radically unhealthy about all this. We do not seem to be seeking more exuberance in living as much as staving off failure, putting off dying. We have lost all confidence in the human body. ~Lewis Thomas, The Medusa and the Snail, 1979
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Tea is liquid wisdom. ~Anonymous
There is a story of an Oxford student who once remarked, "I despise all Americans, but have never met one I didn't like." ~Gordon Allport
If I were dropped out of a plane into the ocean and told the nearest land was a thousand miles away, I'd still swim. And I'd despise the one who gave up. ~Abraham Maslow
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat. ~Robert Byrne