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Cancer is a word, not a sentence. ~John Diamond



Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. ~Eric Hoffer



There is a great man who makes every man feel small. But the real great man is the man who makes every man feel great. ~G.K. Chesterton



For the night shows stars and women in a better light. ~Lord Byron, Don Juan



The aphorist sees in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



If cheerleaders are so easy, why aren't you with one? ~Author Unknown



You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. ~Proverb



People pay for what they do, and still more, for what they have allowed themselves to become. And they pay for it simply: by the lives they lead. ~Edith Wharton People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading. ~Logan Pearsall Smith, Trivia, 1917



A good book should leave you... slightly exhausted at the end. You live several lives while reading it. ~William Styron, interview, Writers at Work, 1958



Silence is the mother of truth. ~Benjamin Disraeli



How can you put on a meaningful drama when, every fifteen minutes, proceedings are interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits with toilet paper? ~Rod Serling, quoted in Submitted for Your Approval, Public Broadcasting Station, 1995



The different branches of Arithmetic - Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision. ~Lewis Carroll



Astrology can clear up or mix up a person as much as any other psychological, philosophical or religious mirror, a looking glass in the endless mirror hall of life. ~Markku Siivola



I got rid of my teeth at a young age because I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them. ~Dana Snyder



The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. ~Author Unknown



Neurotics make poor patriots; if you're ashamed of something as big as yourself, it's hard to be proud of something as small as your country. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Don't let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use. ~Earl Nightingale



It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory. ~W. Edwards Deming (Thank you, Michelle.)



Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911



Life, not the parson, teaches conduct. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.