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If you believe in forever, then life is just a one-night stand. ~Righteous Brothers, "Rock & Roll Heaven"



Silence is the secret to sanity. ~Astrid Alauda



Except a living man there is nothing more wonderful than a book! A message to us from the dead, - from human souls whom we never saw, who lived perhaps thousands of miles away; and yet these, on those little sheets of paper, speak to us, teach us, comfort us, open their hearts to us as brothers. ~Charles Kingsley



Surrounded by people who love life, you love it too; surrounded by people who don't, you don't. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



A little candor never leaves me. It is what protects me. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



A promise is a debt. ~Proverb



Tension is who you think you should be. Relaxation is who you are. ~Chinese Proverb



It's wonderful to climb the liquid mountains of the sky. Behind me and before me is God and I have no fears. ~Helen Keller



Watch a man in times of... adversity to discover what kind of man he is; for then at last words of truth are drawn from the depths of his heart, and the mask is torn off. ~Lucretius, On the Nature of Things



Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed by them. ~Henry David Thoreau



Presence is more than just being there. ~Malcolm S. Forbes, The Further Sayings of Chairman Malcolm



Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call. ~Richard Lewis



The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of irrational bipeds who hurt only themselves. ~Maria Edgeworth, Thoughts on Bores



Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. ~Margaret Meade



All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. ~John Gunther



I have no sense of nationalism, only a cosmic consciousness of belonging to the human family. ~Rosika Schwimmer



You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race. ~George Bernard Shaw



God doesn't measure His bounty, but oh how we do! ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Labor gives birth to ideas. ~Jim Rohn



For a community to be whole and healthy, it must be based on people's love and concern for each other. ~Millard Fuller