funny fat people quotes

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. ~Milton Berle



Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself. It is a hallmark of an authoritarian regime. ~Potter Stewart



Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking. ~Clifton Fadiman



In creating the human brain, evolution has wildly overshot the mark. ~Arthur Koestler



Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. ~Dr Seuss



Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. ~Anne Gibbons



Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire. ~Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld



Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. ~Arthur Golden, Memoirs of a Geisha



Religions are like farts. Yours is good, but everyone else's stinks. ~Picket Fences



You cannot spill a drop of American blood without spilling the blood of the whole world.... We are not a nation, so much as a world. ~Herman Melville



Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. ~Bill Vaughn



Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Man is inclined to exaggerate almost everything - except his own mistakes. ~Author Unknown



Forethought and temperance are the virtues which produced thrift, and with thrift the economic progress of society. And those are the virtues which today are gravely compromised. ~Adriano Tilgher



Habit is a second nature which prevents us from knowing the first, of which it has neither the cruelties nor the enchantments. ~Marcel Proust



Remember this. When people choose to withdraw far from a fire, the fire continues to give warmth, but they grow cold. When people choose to withdraw far from light, the light continues to be bright in itself but they are in darkness. This is also the case when people withdraw from God. ~Augustine



No sight is more provocative of awe than is the night sky. ~Llewelyn Powys



Really I don't dislike to cook, but what you cook is eaten so quickly. When you sew, you have something that will last to show for your efforts. ~Elizabeth Travis Johnson



This special feeling towards fruit, its glory and abundance, is I would say universal.... We respond to strawberry fields or cherry orchards with a delight that a cabbage patch or even an elegant vegetable garden cannot provoke. ~Jane Grigson