funny birthday quotes for teenagers

Do you think dyslexic people have difficulty dancing to "Y.M.C.A."? ~Dave Sokolowski



Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. ~James Shubert



People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God. ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.



The shadows: some hide, others reveal. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve. ~Erich Fromm, Man for Himself, 1947



Please send me your last pair of shoes, worn out with dancing as you mentioned in your letter, so that I might have something to press against my heart. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe



We have to live today by what truth we can get today and be ready tomorrow to call it falsehood. ~William James



Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose. ~The Wonder Years



Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. ~John Wilmot



My favorite animal is steak. ~Fran Lebowitz



A woman needs two animals - the horse of her dreams and a jackass to pay for it. ~Author Unknown



I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally. ~Calvin Trillin



An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit. ~Pliny the Younger, Letters



That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world. ~John 1:9



Quote A: �The fact is that censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion.� ~Henry Steele Commager



Faith makes the discords of the present the harmonies of the future. ~Robert Collyer



I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. ~Thomas Jackson



Man tends to treat all his opinions as principles. ~Herbert Agar



The problem with speeches isn't so much not knowing when to stop, as knowing when not to begin. ~Frances Rodman



Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel. ~Gore Vidal