Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. ~G.B. Stern
Saying yes to the skinny jeans by saying no to the donuts. ~Betsy Canas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com
Speed, strength, and the inability to register pain immediately. ~Reggie Williams, when asked his greatest strengths as a football player
I always plucked a thistle and planted a flower where I thought a flower would grow. ~Abraham Lincoln
Some people can hack it, others can't. ~Author Unknown
Now and then it is a joy to have one's table red with wine and roses. ~Oscar Wilde
A woman's hopes are woven of sunbeams; a shadow annihilates them. ~George Eliot
If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. ~Lord Halifax
Somewhere in the world there is an epigram for every dilemma. ~Hendrik Willem van Loon
If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts, but if he will content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties. ~Francis Bacon
Acting: An art which consists of keeping the audience from coughing. ~Ralph Richardson
We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. ~Author Unknown
In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers. ~Author Unknown
More history's made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. ~John Barth, The Sot-Weed Factor
There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience, and that is not learning from experience. ~Laurence J. Peter
Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it. ~George Bernard Shaw
The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. ~Sydney J. Harris The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. ~Sydney J. Harris
People are resilient. After all, every person born has recovered from nine months on life support. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
Health is a state of complete physical, mental and social well-being, and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity. ~World Health Organization, 1948
I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. ~Mark Twain
And how fascinating history is - the long, variegated pageant of man's still continuing evolution of this strange planet, so much the most interesting of all the myriads of spinners through space. ~George Macaulay Trevelyan, An Autobiography
There's no thief like a bad movie. ~Sam Ewing
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez
The gap in our economy is between what we have and what we think we ought to have - and that is a moral problem, not an economic one. ~Paul Heyne