poems for baby boy

I talk to God but the sky is empty. ~Sylvia Plath



Hmmm, how to "can a day?" You know, those days that seem just perfect you want access to them whenever the need arises. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com



The Internet is full. Go away. ~Author Unknown



If an American was condemned to confine his activity to his own affairs, he would be robbed of one half of his existence. ~Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835



Astrological prayers seem to me to be built on as good reason as the predictions. ~Benjamin Stillingfleet



The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. ~Dudley Moore



Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. ~Harriet Beecher Stowe



Just when I think I have learned the way to live, life changes. ~Hugh Prather



Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies. ~Gene Hill



They are supposed to be dispassionate dispensers of Pure Justice, icy islands of emotionless calculation. In short, umpires should be acute Republicans. ~George F. Will, 1990



Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~Joseph Conrad



When there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation. ~Vanya Cohen



The nature of oratory is such that there has always been a tendency among politicians and clergymen to oversimplify complex matters. From a pulpit or a platform even the most conscientious of speakers finds it very difficult to tell the whole truth. ~Aldous Huxley



Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. ~Benny Hill



So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. ~Jason Love



I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace. ~Terri Guillemets



The artist uses the talent he has, wishing he had more talent. The talent uses the artist it has, wishing it had more artist. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience, and that is not learning from experience. ~Laurence J. Peter



If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. ~Sam Levenson



More good things in life are lost by indifference than ever were lost by active hostility. ~Robert Gordon Menzies