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A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes. ~James Feibleman, Understanding Philosophy, 1973



It's about ten times the size of the Bible - and unlike the Bible, contains no good news. ~Don Nickles, about the Internal Revenue Code



You must have control of the authorship of your own destiny. The pen that writes your life story must be held in your own hand. ~Irene C. Kassorla



Of all our infirmities, the most savage is to despise our being. ~Michel de Montaigne



Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. ~Jean Kerr, The Snake Has All the Lines, 1960



American professional athletes are bilingual; they speak English and profanity. ~Gordie Howe, 1975



God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God. "Well, how about Mercury?" "No, it's too hot there." "Okay," said St. Peter, "what about Earth?" "No," said God, "They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it." ~Author Unknown



I wish I were a white crayon, that way no one could use me. ~Author Unknown



God is a circle whose centre is everywhere and circumference nowhere. ~Timaeus of Locris



Sometimes even to live is an act of courage. ~Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Letters to Lucilius



For the night shows stars and women in a better light. ~Lord Byron, Don Juan



I think that travel comes from some deep urge to see the world, like the urge that brings up a worm in an Irish bog to see the moon when it is full. ~Lord Dunsany



The sky was a midnight-blue, like warm, deep, blue water, and the moon seemed to lie on it like a water-lily, floating forward with an invisible current. ~Willa Sibert Cather



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Middle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. ~Ogden Nash



There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. ~Martial



I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. ~Blaise Pascal



It's a public service when a gay chick goes lipstick instead of lumberjack. ~Two and a Half Men, "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor," teleplay by Lee Aronsohn and Mark Roberts, original airdate 15 December 2003, spoken by the character Charlie Harper



Prayer requires more of the heart than of the tongue. ~Adam Clarke



I tell my child, if I seem obsessed to always know where you've been, it is because my DNA will be found at the scene. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com