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The injury we do and the one we suffer are not weighed in the same scales. ~Aesop, Fables



One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats and one always secretes too much jelly. ~Virginia Woolf



Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever. ~Author Unknown



One can write, think and pray exclusively of others; dreams are all egocentric. ~Evelyn Waugh



Forgive all who have offended you, not for them, but for yourself. ~Harriet Nelson



You can't fall off the floor. ~Author Unknown



In the old days, people robbed stagecoaches and knocked off armored trucks. Now they're knocking off servers. ~Richard Power



You have to be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination. ~Charles De Gaulle, Time, 8 December 1967



Don't question God, for He may reply: "If you're so anxious for answers, come up here." ~Author Unknown



A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I don't think it works like that. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent the men become. ~Anita Wise



It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. ~Mark Twain



Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. ~Ambrose Bierce



Swimming - what real men do while boys play football. ~Author Unknown



It's easy to believe in magic when you're young. Anything you couldn't explain was magic then. It didn't matter if it was science or a fairy tale. Electricity and elves were both infinitely mysterious and equally possible - elves probably more so. ~Charles de Lint It's easy to cry "bug" when the truth is that you've got a complex system and sometimes it takes a while to get all the components to co-exist peacefully. ~Doug Vargas



Sport is a preserver of health. ~Hippocrates



Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. ~Author Unknown



Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time. ~P.J. O'Rourke



While there is perhaps a province in which the photograph can tell us nothing more than what we see with our own eyes, there is another in which it proves to us how little our eyes permit us to see. ~Dorothea Lange



I have no country to fight for; my country is the earth, and I am a citizen of the world. ~Eugene V. Debs



Me carrying a briefcase is like a hot dog wearing earrings. ~Sparky Anderson