funny quotes about liars

To lead is difficult when you're a follower of fear. ~T.A. Sachs



The hero is commonly the simplest and obscurest of men. ~Henry David Thoreau



Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved. ~Marcus Antonius Consider how much more you often suffer from your anger and grief, than from those very things for which you are angry and grieved. ~Marcus Antonius



I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then. ~Bob Seger, "Against the Wind"



It requires a great deal of faith for a man to be cured by his own placebos. ~John L. McClenahan



If human beings are fundamentally good, no government is necessary; if they are fundamentally bad, any government, being composed of human beings, would be bad also. ~Fred Woodworth, The Match!, No. 79



When scattered clouds are resting on the bosoms of hills, it seems as if one might climb into the heavenly region, earth being so intermixed with sky, and gradually transformed into it. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne



Spring, summer, and fall fill us with hope; winter alone reminds us of the human condition. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. ~E. Joseph Cossman



Situated in some nebulous distance I do what I do so that the universal balance of which I am a part may remain a balance. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin



When you leave here, don't forget why you came. ~Adlai Stevenson, to college graduates



Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. ~Author unknown, attributed to a 7-year-old named Bobby



He was one of the few great rulers whose wisdom increased with his power, and whose spirit grew gentler and tenderer as his triumphs were multiplied. ~James A. Garfield



They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. ~Francis Bacon



An hour of basketball feels like 15 minutes. An hour on a treadmill feels like a weekend in traffic school. ~David Walters



If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. ~Alice Roosevelt Longworth



I believe in God; I just don't trust anyone who works for him. ~Author unknown, from a stand-up comedy routine on television



The tassel's worth the hassle! ~Author Unknown



It is my heart-warmed and world-embracing Christmas hope and aspiration that all of us, the high, the low, the rich, the poor, the admired, the despised, the loved, the hated, the civilized, the savage (every man and brother of us all throughout the whole earth), may eventually be gathered together in a heaven of everlasting rest and peace and bliss, except the inventor of the telephone. ~Mark Twain, Christmas greeting, 1890



In music the passions enjoy themselves. ~Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, 1886