dog quotes funny

Curlers do it hard. ~Saying of the sport



One man's crappy software is another man's full time job. ~Jessica Gaston



The mind can cook up very subtle syndromes to throw at our bodies. ~Astrid Alauda



"The horror of that moment," the King went on, "I shall never, never forget!" "You will, though," the Queen said, "if you don't make a memorandum of it. ~Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass, 1872



Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more. ~Bob Talbert



It is a safe rule to apply that, when a mathematical or philosophical author writes with a misty profundity, he is talking nonsense. ~Alfred North Whitehead



A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. ~Steve Martin



A woman asks little of love: only that she be able to feel like a heroine. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. ~Virgil A. Kraft



Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it. ~John Steinbeck, Sweet Thursday



If you believe in forever, then life is just a one-night stand. ~Righteous Brothers, "Rock & Roll Heaven"



To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems. ~Homer Simpson



Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I am with you kid. Let's go." ~Maya Angelou



Fire takes no holiday. ~Author Unknown



It is better to be bold than too circumspect, because fortune is of a sex which likes not a tardy wooer and repulses all who are not ardent. ~Machiavelli



Its avowed purpose is to excite sexual desire, which, I should have thought, is unnecessary in the case of the young, inconvenient in the case of the middle aged, and unseemly in the old. Malcolm Muggeridge, on pornography, Tread Softly For You Tread On My Jokes, 1966



Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. ~Aesop



If gay and lesbian people are given civil rights, then everyone will want them! ~Author unknown, as seen on a button at evolvefish.com



Stubbornly persist, and you will find that the limits of your stubbornness go well beyond the stubbornness of your limits. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of a dead cow. ~Bob Ekstrom